John’s Ice Cream
2204 Shattuck Avenue – 2 blocks from BCC
Pssst! Hey! Hey, you with the face! Come over here. Little closer; this tip is only for my real friends, such as yourself. I’ll make this short and sweet, like a single-scoop of Rocky Road in a waffle cone. There’s a guy just down the street selling ice cream for $1.25. Does he have chocolate? Of course he has chocolate! But don’t be so vanilla. This cat’s got avocado-flavored ice cream, he’s got Sweet Potato, Sweet Cream, Green Tea, Huckleberry Heaven; the kids won’t stop talking about his Maui Waui! Goes by the name a’ John. Let me tell ya he’s the real thing. Fella even lets you sample his wares, but don’t abuse that, OK? One or two flavors and then order. You’re not picking out a wedding venue; the place isn’t big enough for that.